Rudi Assauer und Simone Thomalla für Veltins

„And the fact they wonder why kids do drugs, well, you know, the reason is a) they feel good, but b) the hypocrisy of watching beer pushed down our fucking throats every commercial with women basically almost the bottles in their twat at this point. ,Beer. Pop that beer, honey. Boy, it tastes good, makes you look good and feel good, too.‘ The fact that alcoholism is totally a fucking scourge in this country and responsible for every fucking broken home, every fucking beaten child, every fucking beaten wife – we overlook that.“ – Bill Hicks

Die Zusammenarbeit zwischen Rudi Assauer, Simone Thomalla und Veltins endete, als das Ehepaar sich auf Sylt in aller Öffentlichkeit prügelte. Q.e.d.